Digital Media: On going away and finding more of who you are. (CUSEC, Montreal)

There are certain things that happen when you're in Montreal for the Canadian University Software Engineering Conference (CUSEC...


There are certain things that happen when you're in Montreal for the Canadian University Software Engineering Conference (CUSEC):

  • Google is a bunch of awesome dorks and they will make you want to apply.
  • People who don't know what your program (Digital Media) is will direct you to apply as Customer Service employee. (Fucker.)
  • You realize that, for your favourite programming language, Java gets a lot of hate.
  • You find that the awkward programmer stereotype has had to root somewhere.
  • There are extremely hot programmers that exist and they will invite your attractive friend to their room to party.
  • You learn to sleep next to bodies and you will love these bodies and subsequently, the person they carry.
  • You present the idea of rum and pineapple juice to everyone, and they present the idea of rum and coke to you.
  • You realize that alcohol makes you extra, extra, extra affectionate and you end up platonically cuddling with one of your male friends and that's amazing because this entire group of people understand that there is such a thing as sleeping in the same bed and cuddling and kissing and hugging and holding hands platonically, and that's friendship and that's love and that's beautiful.
  • You find that there is a programming language named Scala and apparently it's wonderful.
  • and when you go home, you also take with you so much and so many feelings for all these people that you wouldn't know what to do with them -that there is so much affection in you that needs to physically leave your body and you will cry very hard if it isn't able to.




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  1. Guy super left that`s crouching. Gwapo haha aww <3 I don`t understand half the terms here but I think I got the essence of the story <3

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  2. Oh my god programming. DENISE IM TAKING A BIT OF IT IN WEB. Sooo much more respect to you. I want to kill myself when I see these codes. I want to learn Javascript!!

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